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Category Archives: Animals

Baby Bird

This baby bird fell from a tree in my backyard. This is a video of my mom and I giving him food while his parents were in the tree above us chirping like crazy. I don’t know if they were ever able to get their baby back because he couldn’t fly, but when […]

Murdoch Jr.


Vampire Squid From Hell

The Vampire Squid (Vampyroteuthis infernalis, lit. “vampire squid from hell”) is a small, deep-sea cephalopod found throughout the temperate and tropical oceans of the world. Unique retractile sensory filaments justify the Vampire Squid’s placement in its own order: Vampyromorphida (formerly Vampyromorpha), though it shares similarities with both squid and octopuses. As a phylogenetic relict it is the only known surviving member of its order, first described and mistakenly identified […]

Nick & Mack


F*&#’ing Raccoons!

“Lucky” is a box turtle owned by Sally Pyne of Petaluma, California. Lucky’s front legs were chewed off by a raccoon. Pyne found a veterinarian who amputated what was left of his legs and created “prosthetic legs” out of plastic discs normally used as chair sliders. The veterinarian’s bill was $900. “Lucky” […]

Pino’s New Do


“Give it to me straight doc. Do I got the Diabeetus?”


“Oh. Hey ladies, just wonderin’ if you know where the gym is?”


Disgruntled ostrich is upset that they won’t accept his coupons.


Take Off