Three things Julian must learn according to Nick:
Always tell her she’s beautiful.
Fruity drinks ONLY on a beach.
Han shot first.
Three things Julian must learn according to Nick:
Always tell her she’s beautiful.
Fruity drinks ONLY on a beach.
Han shot first.
Overheard while Nick was changing Julian’s diaper.
“Stop clenching your cheeks! Quit giving me the stink wink. You give that to girls, not to Dad.”
Trying to keep the bugs out of our kitchen after coming in from a bbq.
Peter - “One got in.”
Nick - “It had to be a beatle.”
Tina - “What’s wrong with the beatles?”
My mom - “Tina, you like the beatles.”
Nick kills the beatle.
Peter - “There’s only one beatle left.”
Said by Nick to Julian before putting him to bed.
“Sweet dreams. I’ll see you in the morning. It’ll be you and me and the bottle makes three.”
Nick - “We can’t lay mulch today.”
Tina - “Why not?”
Nick - “Gary Coleman died.”
Tina - “So what?”
Nick - “It’s also Mr. T’s belated birthday.”
Nick: “Tomorrow. 92 degrees.”
Tina: “I know.”
Nick: “No. Performing at my job.”
Tina: “What?”
Nick: ”A cover band for 98 Degrees.”